A 32 year old man from Hull has told of how he was refused service from his local fast food restaurant, who suggested that he ‘had had quite enough burgers for one evening’. Dennis Wilks angrily spoke of the humiliation; ‘I just asked for a Big Mac and fries and the boy serving said that he wouldn’t take my order. I asked to see the manager and he said that I’d had too much fried food, starch and carbonated sugary drinks and that he wanted me to leave his restaurant.’

Friends of Paul Wooton, a transgender man who unexpectedly returned to the UK after completing sex realignment surgery in Hungary, were disappointed to report that despite the life-changing transformation, ‘deep down she’s the same boring old sod she was when she was as a fellah’.